#but i adore pictures like those where he looks so casual like... 'uh... i'm just okay' when he's walking around looking THAT hot

[hooked-on-elvis]

January 12, 1970. Elvis at the RCA Studio in Los Angeles, CA, after a rehearsal.

[little-mouse-adventures]

Character asks: Maia - 12; Felix Harrowgate - 31; Butler - 17 and 35 please :D

12. Crack headcanon (Maia)

Boy's tall. Idk if that's canon or not, or how much of a crack headcanon it is, but like. His grandfather apparently towered over everyone, and I think it would be funny if Maia also becomes incredibly tall and no one really notices. He's still very quiet and polite and shy, so he just kind of looks like an awkward and adorable beanpole and no one thinks much of it. And then one day he goes full Edrahasivar VII and just dominates the entire room. Suddenly everyone is very aware that their Emperor is at Hozier-levels of tallness, and can very easily look down on damn near anyone he pleases. (After Maia is done putting the fear of the gods into whomever irritated him, he looks around and everyone is staring at him wide-eyed, suddenly remembering that this is the Emperor and not just some stand-in, and Maia has no idea how to react except to very politely ask Csevet to fetch everyone some calming tea)

31. If the had a tumblr what would it look like? (Felix Harrowgate)

Oh god. At first, before the events of the series, it's a collection of holier-than-thou vagueposts and long essays about obscure magical texts, and some length arguments about how wrong some of those texts are. Occasional vanity selfies, the kind where he pretends it wasn't a selfie and was just a casual picture someone happened to take of his best angle, while he was wearing his best jacket and had his hair just so.

Then shit goes down for him, and while he doesn't use tumblr much during his bout of madness, the few times he does it's to post borderline incomprehensible ramblings about the animal heads around him and what that means and the fantome in the tower and other such things, that those who followed him are all like. "Uh. you good, bro?" (he doesn't answer and disappears for another three months before his next post about the ghosts in the maze).

After the Troia adventure, there's a lot of the same kind of long-winded magical essays and arguments, but now they've shifted from being obscure topics to being slightly taboo topics. Lots of aesthetic pictures where he wonders if anyone else can see the ghosts or the noirance, and people start to think he's trolling.

In exile, again, long bout of ghosting. When he starts posting again, it consists of a lot of aesthetic pics of foxes and the Corambis countryside. There's yet more magical essays (he cannot shut up for the life of him) but they're not nearly as aggressive now, and seem more like someone wanting to share cool information rather than prove how much better and smarter he is than everyone else.

He's blocked anything to do with rubies.

17. Quotes, songs, poems, etc. that I associate with them (Butler)

Honestly it really depends on what AU/ fic I'm fixating on. There's not really a hard-and-fast "oh yes this is The Blorbo through-and-through!" thing for him. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

35. Their idea of a perfect day (Butler)

April 25, not too hot, not too cold, all you need is a light jacket

Sorry. Anyways. Early morning, bit of time to himself to enjoy his coffee while he makes plans for the day. Bit of work to keep the mind occupied, interspersed with some cooking or gardening (or both, getting veggies from the garden to cook with). Someone decides to fuck around with his Principal in the afternoon, so he has a chance to be threatening and punch someone and generally engage in his dramatic side, but nothing that involves actual physical harm to his charge or himself. Then some meditation to calm down, and a chance to read his book before bed.

[kcabyap]

Thank you for answering my question, you're so sweet! 🥰 I feel like I've seen something similar to MC reacting to Mammon's modeling, but not really involving the brothers? Can you do a scenario where MC buys a Majolish magazine, then goes back home and excitedly praises Mammon's work to his brothers? Maybe Mammon could overhear MC, I just need this boy to have a good day. 😅 (I'm so sorry for writing a lot, ahhh!!!)

Aww, thank you, friendo! You're so sweet! ❤ No need to apologise; this scenario is so adorable, Mammon deserves all the love and all the good days 😭🙏🏻 So! Here we go!

The Brothers With An MC Who's Excited About Mammon's Modelling

— The Scenario

It's a regular day in the House of Lamentation; Lucifer's doing paperwork, Mammon's scrolling through his phone in search of money-making ideas, Levi's playing some handheld game or another, Satan's face is buried in a book, Asmo's taking selfies for Devilgram, Beel's stuffing his face with a burger, Belphie's draped across a couch sleeping...

But suddenly, their peace is interrupted: their human comes crashing through the door, excitement in their eyes as they wave something around in their hand!

"I was out in town today, and I was looking at magazines, and look who's on the front cover of this one!" they exclaim, grinning brightly as they hold out this month's issue of the Majolish magazine. There on the cover, posed so professionally and smiling so charmingly, is Mammon.

Now of course, all the brothers know about the second-born's side gig as a model... but to see their human learning about it for the first time, and with such joy in their eyes? This is new...

— Lucifer

He can't help but smile; his human's happiness is very infectious, and he loves to see them happy.

Peering at the cover, he does feel his heart warm a little bit. He doesn't say it out loud often, but he is proud of Mammon on the occasions when he really applies himself.

"He's a very good guardian to you, isn't he? Even when he isn't physically with you, his image is following you around."

He's only a little bit jealous at how very proud the human looks, how much attention they're giving his little brother.

...But it's not like him to admit those feelings; he just keeps them quiet, enjoying the happy atmosphere.

— Mammon

Wide eyes. Bright blushing. Stuttering. T-They look so... so proud of him! They're smiling so much! Jeez, he's pretty sure his heart will beat right out of his chest...

Going into 'The Great Mammon mode,' he runs a hand through his hair and casually explains that yeah, he models sometimes.

Bringing out his D.D.D., he'll sit with the human and show them more of his modelling photos.

Even if he's trying to act cocky, it's very clear that he's so touched, just revelling in the praise; he doesn't stop smiling, leaning affectionately close to the human.

Really, he hopes they'll praise him more! Seeing them be proud of him... it almost feels as good as getting a big paycheck!

— Leviathan

Ugh. What's so good about stupid Mammon and his stupid magazine covers? Why's he getting all the human's praise? It's unfair.

Honestly? This man is pouting, and his face is buried deep in his handheld game. The Avatar of Envy's, well, envy is showing.

He pretends he can't hear what's going on, that he's too busy, but in reality it hurts him a lot...

Silently, he makes a note to show the human his cosplay photos sometime. He normally wouldn't show anyone, but... maybe they'd like to see them?

He just wants to think up a way to make the human smile too, for them to be proud of him like they're proud of Mammon...

— Satan

He's much too introverted to really be interested in modelling, and he doesn't take much to do with fashion, but seeing the human smile makes him smile too.

"It's interesting to see Mammon take something seriously, isn't it? Makes me wonder what else he could accomplish..."

Actually, he's quite impressed. He's tried to tutor Mammon before, he knows how little of an attention span he has; it's impressive that he could focus on something like this.

He feels his heart go warm at the sight of the human's excitement, at their smile, at their pride.

Honestly... he feels thankful to know someone so caring, and so supportive. He knows how important that care and support of theirs really is.

— Asmodeus

Where Avatar of Envy Leviathan is quietly jealous, Avatar of Self Adoration Lust Asmodeus is visibly jealous.

"Oh, Mammon's on a magazine cover? Hm. Well. That's... nice, I guess. Good for him. Uh-huh."

He's bristling, and pouting. Just because Mammon's in magazines, that doesn't mean that he's prettier than Asmo is, right? ...Right?!

Cuddling close to the human, he asks for their opinion on his selfies, bringing up his Devilgram and showing off his prettiest pictures.

He wants to be seen as the sexy, pretty one! He doesn't want anyone to take away what he's known for, what he's loved for!

— Beelzebub

He takes his attention off of his food to pay attention because the human is excited. He likes seeing them smile.

Honestly, he agrees that it's impressive that Mammon's in magazines. His brother worked hard for once, and that's a really good thing.

He's not jealous. He just likes the way the human's smiling... it reminds him of himself when he's at a good restaurant.

...And then, after agreeing with the human, he just kind of... goes back to what he was eating.

He's a good lad, and he's a quiet lad; he isn't going to make a scene about it, and he just sees it as a normal occurrence.

— Belphegor

"Ugh... you woke me up because Mammon was able to sit still for once and have his picture taken? Anyone could do that..."

The pouting is literally audible in his voice. Why's the human making such a big deal about Mammon...? He doesn't like that...

Fashion and modelling and showing off his appearance has never been something he really cares about anyway, so he doesn't particularly understand why it's a big deal...

He takes the first opportunity he can to snuggle up to the human, laying his head on their shoulder, blinking his big sleepy eyes up at them.

"Hey... you think I'm pretty too, right? I might not be on magazine covers, but don't forget to give me your attention as well..."

[earthboundscenarios]

♥ High school ♥

sc plot : 4 new students, attractive point of views

wc : 1694

add-on : basically you in my life without the kids from earthbound

Play song while reading for best experience!

Enjoy!

I sighed as I clutched my backpack. Another boring day

Is life always gonna be this boring?

I hopped off the school bus and made my way towards the giant public school with the crowd

" Where do you want me to set this Ms. Mills? " I looked over to my calculus teacher and she pointed towards her front desk. I nodded and got up. Earning a few snickers from the girls in the back.

" Put some pants on, girl. "

Maria said sarcastically.

I laughed.

I was wearing my favorite oversized black sweater on top of my shorts which aren't buttshorts. I hated the girls in the back.

Fucking assholes.

I heard some new students were coming today. I looked over to my best friend Neila , the desk beside mine. She just gave me a shrug and went back to work. I sighed and made my way to the front of the room, feeling some eyes on me, I dropped the work on Ms. Mills' s desk and returned to my desk at the corner of the room, leaning against the wall facing the whole class from the side.

I heard a scoff beside me so I turned. One of my friends named

RJ

had the desk in front of me, and held up his assignment in my face. 95%. I pushed it away and he looked at me with a smug grin. " What'd you get? " He asked with a mix of curiosity and assholism in his voice. I rolled my eyes, smiled, and pulled out my sketchbook. I opened it and looked at my anime sketches trying to ignore RJ laughing before turning back to the side of the room and return talking to his other friend Riley.

After a few minutes , I leant over my desk and tapped on RJ's shoulder. He turned halfway and replied with a half piercing glare in the corner of his eyes. I gasped exaggeratedly which made him turn all the way around facing me with a ' Really? How lame ' look. This time it was my turn to shove something in his face.

My sketchbook.

He grabbed it without actually looking at what was on the page and was about to get up and throw it out into the trash but as he was getting up

" Please RJ, please please please I'm serious just this onceeeee. " I said startling him and after a minute he sighed and mumbled something under his breath and sat back down bringing the sketchbook up near his face so he can actually examine it.

" What the fuck is this? " He looked up at me with the most pissed off look ever.

I grinned devilishly at him and pointed to the page that was being revealed. " You, getting bombed and shot by some mini guns in your favorite game warzone. Like it? " I asked raising my brows like a idiot trying to be funny.

He sighed, face palmed, set my sketchbook back on my desk and turned around pretending I didn't even exist.

Wow thanks, I mouthed and laughed to myself. Neila looked at me with a thumbs up and mouthed, "draw me and garmadon". Which made me nod historically thinking about the movie of her fictional 174 year old husbando from Ninjago.

Suddenly the door was met with a knock which caused some of us to be at ease and started instantly whisper-chatting as this gave us a chance to, while the teacher would go to the door and open it, expecting it to be a kid or a teacher I sighed and relaxed in my chair a little more putting one of my airpods in my ear again and hit play, starting to play my favorite playlist. The teacher did certainly open the door and I was correct.

Or was I

The teacher turned back to us,

" Alright everyone, these are going to be our new students. "

Everyone's attention glided back to the teacher and the door that was slightly opened.

4 kids walked in after a moment or two. 3 boys and 1 girl. They looked completely different then what I had pictured. The 3 guys looked very different compared to each other aswell. One was dressed very nice, another very casual, and one... genie styled...? The girl dressed very pretty though. Definitely got all the boys attention too. Some people snickered. Guessing it was the girls.

Assholes.

" Please introduce yourselves to the class " Ms. Mills nodded to the group of kids. The kid in the blue and red baseball cap looked really excited to, while the girl looked quite shy, so did the kid in the nerdish glasses, but the guy in the white robe looked very chill.

" Heyo! I'm Ness. A pleasure to be here! "

Ness said tilting his cap sideways like, as if he's greeting someone, which looked really cute.

I did hear some girls kya in the back. But I ignored them.

Ness was 5"8. He had black and short messy hair above it was a red and blue cap with a pin, he also wore a red and white high school sports like jacket, assuming that it was the schools jacket he went to before he came here, and underneath it was a blue and yellow shirt. A nice and tidy pair of jeans, white socks tucked in and his sport like jacket was matching with his sport like red and white shoes. He looked very casual but manly.

All this time I was thinking, he was scanning the room while some people asked some questions. But what I didn't notice is that he eventually laid his eyes on me. I felt my face heat up in a few seconds. He grinned at me widely.

He looks Fun.

Once Ness looked back to the class and finished answering some other random questions, he stepped aside and the next one stepped up,

The girl was up next.

" H-Hi! My name is Paula! I hope that we can all get along! " Paula exclaimed with a small curtsy holding the tips of each end of her skirt like dress. Some boys laughed and stared at her recent antics. Their was a audible whistle in the background which caused Paula to squirm a bit with her hands and shuffle her feet around. But people just laughed it off. Jeez, the pressure here.

Paula was 5"4. She had blueberry blue eyes, vibrant blonde hair, bangs that went to her eyebrows, her hair was wavy and tied in a long ponytail with a small red bow. She also had makeup on, not too much, just a bright red lipstick and mascara. She also wore a white turtle neck and over top was a strapped pink dress but the length was like a skirt. It also had a tiny teddy bear icon on it at the bottom. She wore knee high white socks and red low heels.

She nodded her head and then she quickly looked away and hid behind Ness, he obviously laughed, causing her to hide her eyes behind her bangs and a small but noticeable blushed crept on her face which was very cute. She looks adorable.

She peeked over his shoulder and watched as the next one stepped up.

The nerdish boy.

He stepped up very awkwardly which was hilariously cute.

" Uh, Hi. I'm Jeff... I u-uh.. like guns? " This caused the whole room to go quiet which turned to loud laughter erupting from everyone's mouths. I looked over to Neila , she looked like she felt bad for the poor guy. Then to Rj, who was laughing with the rest of them. I felt bad for Jeff

Jeff was 5"7. He wore his hair nice and neatly placed, he had a slightly visible mustache, his eyes covered by his glasses. He wore a long white collar top and over it a green woolen tank top sweater, a nice red bow aswell but placed in the middle of where the collar parts. He had navy blue jeans around his waist that held up tight with a plain black belt and brown classic shoes. He also had pink and blue socks you assumed his mother forced him to wear. He also had a brown backpack around his shoulders. In back which looked like a satellite.

Cool

He looked very shy but it was cute

Now it was the genies turn

He looked very chill, he lightly placed a hand on Jeff's right shoulder as if he was there to support him and they both nodded. Jeff shuffled behind the genie man and the genie man stepped up.

Hands was placed in his pockets he looked up to the classroom with a unreadable expression. The classroom was very quiet at times like these. Then he had a polite smile plastered on his face. " G'day to you all, The Name is Poo. "

was all Poo said with a nod and kept his mouth shut as if he didn't care. Some snickered at his name. Although his smile was still set on his face he didn't really care for it,

he was trying to be as polite as possible.

Poo was 6"1. He had jet black colored eyes, a slightly visible mustache like Jeff, and a tied mini black beard at the bottom of his chin. His hair was shaved off though it was a buzz cut and he had some hair in the front popping out and a tied ponytail in the back. He also had a single hoop on his left ear. He wore a sleeveless like, white body suit, type of robe and a black belt around it. He wore blue big but thin wristbands and white socks with black genie like shoes.

I smiled in enthusiasm which he had noticed and nodded to me before stepping back to join the others. He looks sexy.

I shook my head at those thoughts. Maybe I can go talk to them later I thought and smiled to myself before looking back to my sketchbook.

[electra-xt]

why do you live five/diego so much? (in case the tone is weird, i'm just curious as to your thoughts because you got me into the ship lol)

hahaha i find it so fascinating how this ship is spread from person to person! i think it’s pretty rare for someone to look at the canon and go “diego and five. now THOSE two should bone”— for, uh, fairly obvious reasons— but it’s a great ship once you picture five in a different body* so inevitably someone finds fic for it on ao3 or strikes up a friendship and then the ship grows! it’s a really small world, haha, so i’ll also say that if you like the ship, don’t hesitate to reach out! :)

but back to your question anon.....

i think they’re really compatible and love each other a lot! while they might not have the onscreen instant chemistry of other pairings, i love the idea of them together and once you dig deep and think about it they make such a dreamy couple. their personalities are different but i think their desires and strengths and weaknesses and flaws and senses of humor click with each other in such a beautiful way... i could go on and on about them but i will try to stick to the essential points so this screed doesn’t extend through your entire dash hahaha

when i think about what five needs in a relationship, i think back to both delores and the handler. delores is obviously uh not a person but i think that five’s devotion to her speaks to how deeply he values human connection— and not just human connection, but unwavering companionship and commitment. the handler on the other hand is a person, and five is attracted to her because she’s his actual equal. she’s intelligent and charismatic and can go toe-to-toe with him, and she would be a great match for him, except for the fact that she’s evil. and five does not like evil.

diego’s relationship needs are pretty similar, even if his life trajectory is wildly different from five’s. diego has a lot of easy social confidence when it comes to casual friendships— honestly, he’s probably the only one of the sibs with an active social life that’s based on sincere connections. but as we see with eudora, his skills with close relationships are rockier. diego loved eudora for her selflessness and kindness, but i would wager that her endless patience was probably one of the things that made their relationship fall apart, too. it must have been deeply uneven for eudora to have been the patient and selfless one while diego was working through his issues. (and i’m not really into relationships where one partner is always the patient and selfless one...) the perfect partner for diego would be someone who’s loyal and loving, and someone who needs diego as much as diego needs them. someone whose rough edges align with diego’s. honestly, i feel like diego’s really sensitive to perceived “perfection” and would probably close himself off even more if he was with someone who seemed to have it all figured out. the boy can’t stop comparing himself with other people :(

diego and five would be ride or die with each other. they have common ground. diego would have five’s back, and five would be able to finally relax and trust someone to take care of him. diego could finally learn to open up and express his thornier emotions with someone who would challenge him and support him in equal measure. i think five could handle diego’s anger and fear and regret in a way that few others could. because five is deeply earnest and kind! but also, being part of the same family, he understands diego more than anyone else— and he has the confidence and wisdom to push back and not back down if diego lashes out. five is patient, in a weathered way. but it’s an incredibly even relationship, the way i see it— they both struggle, and they both support each other.

also, i think they’d just really like hanging out? i have a million (communally grown) headcanons about the two of them and their domestic life together. in my blissful endgame imaginings, five and diego share an apartment and they have a pet cat and five writes on the walls and diego makes dinner. diego is an aggressive big spoon and five allows himself to be cuddled in his sleep. five is a gremlin who leaves clothes all over diego’s apartment and diego teases and teases and teases but he’s so weak when five gives him the 🥺 face. diego’s a cocky bastard who’s always posturing and showing off and five is like SIGH but he adores him. they’re vulnerable with each other on a mundane basis as well as in profound emotional moments. diego makes five watch all the rocky movies and five takes diego to a natural history museum and they learn to see the world through each other’s eyes. romance. romance!!!

* if you can’t picture adult five then i highly recommend googling young jake gyllenhaal or looking at this art by @purliish <3

[jhoneybees]

Man, he looked good in that jacket...

January 12, 1970. Elvis at the RCA Studio in Los Angeles, CA, after a rehearsal.